taur:

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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anime-goggles:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

That purr is almost ethereal, my goodness

(via co-uch)

violentwavesofemotion:

“In March I’ll be rested, caught up and human.”

— Sylvia Plath, from a letter to Aurelia Plath written c. February 1953

(via sheholdsyoucaptivated)

esmeriandreamer:

stormingwinter:

invaderxan:

zipsuptsides:

gnotknormal:

theconcealedweapon:

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

Oh wow. That’s…

I once dated a rich guy and if I said “Hey it’s illegal to drink on the street” he’d respond with “Nah, it just costs £150″, or “You can’t park here!” “Yeh I can it costs £35″ like… literally… that’s how he saw fines, it was just how much you paid to do the thing. 

Reminds me of the double red lines in London. They exist because rich people kept parking on double yellow lines (which mean “no parking” in the UK) and then just paying the fines. So London started putting double red lines on major roads. If you park on double red lines, they don’t give you a ticket. They tow your car away and crush it. 

I like that.

For rich people, it stops being a fine and starts being a fee

This is why I approve of getting a fine based on your income.

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toadprince:

(via hotboyproblems)

just-shower-thoughts:

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

johnny–guitar:

iwannabeadored:

bruhless:

Wow

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

(via pikamans)

nursary:

groovymood:

nursary:

i been dying for a minute

You’ve been dying your whole life

(via thebootydiaries)

playugly:

where y'all get these pure friends who want to take pictures of you looking gorgeous and ethereal all the time to post on all your social media? my friends just want a-level pics of themselves taken while they snapping pics of me mid-sneeze.

(via dulect)

maxiesatanofficial:

batbitequeen:

i was gonna make fun of soulja boy for being shorter than me but then i saw

so hes alright for now

soulja boy continues to tell ‘em

(via thebootydiaries)

drhds:

Gay Culture is connecting with a dude 1,100 miles away while the 49 year-old father of three exactly .79 miles away is in your DM’s saying he wants to eat your load at the gas station 

(via hotwhiteguy)